Scapegoat

The fall guy for the real criminals.

The scapegoat wasn't always going to be around to go to jail for the real criminals. It doesn't have to be 25 to life for it to still cost somebody time they could be doing something else.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Scapegoat Tab

A new tab created within an internet browser used to escape to when looking at porn. Works great when there is a possibility of someone walking into the room that shouldn't see porn on the computer screen.

Oh jeeze, those tits are awesome!
-mom appears out of nowhere-
-clicks onto scapegoat tab-
Mom: What are you looking at sonny?

You: Oh, just urban dictionary. :)

by Love Buzz December 21, 2010

scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022

scapegoat

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

by DaddyFliffus September 10, 2016

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

by Quixote February 8, 2019

scapegoat

contrary to popular belief, this is actually a goat who is trained in the art of escapology.

Man, I tried locking my friends goat in a box but it turns out it was a scapegoat

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Scapeghost

Whey you try to cover a mistake by blaming ghosts or the supernatural

I was alone painting the car in the garage, I heard strange noises, the next day I come back and the pain was messed up. I think the ghosts ruined the paint job. The boss didn't believe me and claim I was blaming a scapeghost

by Road Raging Runner September 29, 2017