A female who has a constant stank smell from her vagina that can be sniffed by just sitting next to her. Usually that female has a well known stentch from her pussy among multiple, unconnected circles, groups of friends or acquaintances. If one is around that female in "close" quarters or the bedroom, be careful. A stankypuss's stank puss can leave stains!
Barry couldnt believe his roomate Jim brought a stankypuss back to the house after the bar the night before & passed out on the livingroom floor! Besides Jim having to take 4 showers when he woke up, now he would have to pay for a carpet cleaner!!
by Grant Gatsby September 9, 2010
Get the stankypuss mug.Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."
Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
by butlerj April 28, 2014
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Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018
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Get the spanky dolittle mug.Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.
spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.
by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006
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by VeteranKnightOwl May 28, 2016
Get the spanky love mug.A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits
by Hoo See December 17, 2022
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