Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Scabbage

The act or the process of removing scabs onto people.

That bitch totally deserves a scabbage treatment

by Homsar January 24, 2004

Scabbage

The body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.

Waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: "Oh, man! That is disgusting! I can't serve this to the customer!"

Cook: Sorry, bro, we got so busy that I didn't even realize I had cut myself while making prep. We're slammed and don't have time for this. Just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. I promise that I'm disease free. A little scabbage won't kill him."

by Zawinul October 9, 2013

Scabbage

someone/something that is either looking or smelling nasty or both after a night out/lack of sleep/sleep in the clothes they are currently wearing

"see that guy there...he's totally a scabbage" or "i feel like a complete scabbage"

by Craig Aitken June 16, 2005

Scambag

To be an absolute scam of a human being. To fool people into believing that you do not scam, when indeed you do scam at a high degree.

*Not a derivative of "scumbag".

"Hey Kelsey do you want to hang out with Kelley next weekend?"

"Nah dude, she's a complete and utter scambag who only talks about cats."

by Dan73 May 26, 2014

Scanage

When an ordinarily average person becomes irresistible due to excessive musical talent.

Pete Docherty has some major scanage!!

by Vixennn January 27, 2014