Caldwell County

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'

I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.

by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011

seadweller

Someone/thing who typically dwells in the sea or was biologically meant for the sea. Sometimes they carry rifles.

"Damn, fucking seadwellers make the beach no fun...."
"They practically live in the water, man. It's your fault for polluting it, you know they hate that."

by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

swalwell

When you get caught with your dick in the wrong pussy.

His girlfriend caught John pulling a swalwell.

by Gemstone60 December 12, 2020

Bobby Caldwell

A person who goes AWOL for a long period of time and then appears surprisingly

Note: Could be related to bobby shmurda

Person 1: Yo, Person 2, have you seen Person 3? I haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2: Nah man, he's pulling a bobby caldwell on us he'll show up sooner or later.
Person 3: *shows up surprisingly* I guess you wonder where I've been

by cashfloww January 9, 2019

Sandwell academy

Sandwell academy is full of comedians. Sandwell academy is a very strict school and people there get punished for minor things like drawing inappropriate stuff. You can even get sent home for chewing gum

We hate sandwell academy

by holly smith.x December 11, 2019

sandwell academy

The biggest shithole in Sandwell 😬The local residency of idiotic teachers and a head teacher who resembles a pigeon. They employ their fair share of bitches and pedos who cannot teach. The year 10’s are all dirty skets and the year 11’s are currently stuck up their own arse. The sixth form block resembles hell, nothing else to it. Deserves to be demolished, a disturbing place to be.

Sandwell academy is a shithole

by Yourlocalspakka December 11, 2019

Caldwell Academy

School full of goody goody’s. Every middle schooler is a snitch and the high schoolers don’t have much of a life. The school tries to be fun but is actually cheesy and childish. Always firing teachers and principles the school can just never get it right. 0/10 would not recommend. I know from experience.

Caldwell Academy is the worst school out there.

by Dr. Cromwell July 6, 2018