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sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.
by K*McD December 28, 2007
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Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
by Sput August 1, 2012
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Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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George Santos

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.
With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023
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asami sato

A nonbender in The Legend Of Korra, part of the avatar series.
Daughter of Hiroshi Sato. Heiress of future industries.
Asami Sato is pale with green eyes and black hair. She fights with an equilist glove and is a great driver
Direct quotes from the legend of Korra

Korra: All right. Let's ride!

Bolin: Naga away!

Naga throws them all off

Korra: Alright, scratch that, any other ideas?

Asami Sato: Hmm. I think I have the answer.

(drive a car up to them)

Asami Sato: You think this'll do?

Mako: I like the new Team Avatar's style
by eclipseangel99 December 20, 2013
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Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.
My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
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santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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