Sawyer

sawyer is a lanky boi who likes playing smash and eating goldfish. he is very swag. he also likes AJR and newsies. sometimes he's also bald.

"wow, sawyer has played smash for like 500 hours this year. how swag."

by pomegranates are swag June 3, 2021

Sawyer

The destroyer of worlds, absolutely the largest penis in the galaxy, will pound you in an instant, get on his good side and you might make it out alive

I looked up and saw a great shadow, the shadow belonged to the destroyer of realms, Sawyer approached.

by Gamerman123333 November 13, 2019

Sawyer

Is the wierdest kid i know. Hes awesome. and hilarious. but just random and has his own personality. He's fucking sexy!!Hes my bestfran and i love him to fucking death!
You wish You were as cool as him.(:

Sawyer is awesome(:
duh. no explanation nessecary

by sawyerlover(: April 10, 2009

Sawyer

Basically, a southern badass with a manly as shit mustache and handsome features. He is manly as hell, but at the same time is very sensitive and artistic. He's passive most of the time, but if you get this motherfucker mad he'll go for the throat. Women want to fuck him, cause you know he's packing more than just that Deagle.

"Jesus, look at that guy. He's got like every chick in the damn room on his dick!"

"Yeah, that's Sawyer alright."

by that guy's pseudonym May 9, 2009

Sawyer

An amazing guy. My best guy friend. Biking is his life. Hilarious, sarcastic, sweet, hot, caring, and an all-around great guy. Once you have a Sawyer, don't let him go. OH and he's trustworthy.

"Sawyer? What's up?"
"I'm biking. How are you by the way? I think we should hang out soon..."

by flamingrythm March 1, 2010

Sawyer

A character from Lost, played by Josh Holloway. Possibly the hottest thing this world has ever seen.

have you ever seen a sawyer kiss a sawyer on a sawyer

by anni-chan September 29, 2006

Sawyer

verb: absolute, total, unrepentant, unrelenting attraction to the best looking Southern bad boy you have ever seen, the one your mamma told you about, the one who is so freakin wrong but so freakin right, the guy around which you have no brain, a complete loss of the capacity to think in full sentences involving prepositions or pronouns or even dangling modifiers.

verb: a brain turned to gelatinous goo by a hot southern bad boy

I was at the Cowboy Bar last night and got all Sawyered over Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

Jenny got all Sawyered on Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

by elev8me November 14, 2006