sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)

he's licking his sawn off sausage

by sawnoffsausage February 2, 2011

Sawn Off McFuck

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.

someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"

by Courtney Act January 20, 2004

Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet

Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous

by Popo water bottle June 1, 2023

Sawn off spunk shot

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.

"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"

by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

Sawn Off Shot Cock

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.

“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020

sawning

Singing and yawning at the same time

Please stop sawning, it's hurting my ears

by LardyArse December 6, 2017

Sawn asunder

Sawed in half by 2 guys, usually hanging with the head down and feet up.

Leroy thought the guy might want to have him sawn asunder, but the guy really just wanted to jigsaw Leroy's head a little bit.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019