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See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.
We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!
by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021
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Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.
This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.
by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024
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I saw 9 dolphins

This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.

It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)

The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"

Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."

Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"

Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."

Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"

Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."

Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing

Malcolm: "..."

Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"

Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011
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Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020
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Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.
Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.
by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017
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down like a fat kid on a see saw

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...
Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!
by frontizle August 13, 2009
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DICK SAW

Three players are required, two men and one open minded female, the female participant reaches down and grabs her ankles while on of the gentlemen takes position ready to penetrate her vagina, the second male enters her mouth, then both men rock back and forth in a sawing motion
Dan and Larry found some old willing stripper with a midget pimp, then for 50 bucks they ran the old dick saw on her all night!
by Bob model a smith September 2, 2005
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