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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.
"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."
by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014
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Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show
Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?
by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015
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stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.
He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.
by rsaylors June 3, 2006
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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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Satisfiction

When your feeling of satisfaction is completely fictional.
I thought I got laid last night but it was only in a dream. It was totally satisfiction, man.
by fin32 February 27, 2011
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satisfying

To make happy; to pleasure. Although nowadays people use this word to refer to those damn slime videos.
Emily: OMG, did you see that new slime video posted by @satisfyingslime?!?!!?

Jessica: YAS omg!! It was so satisfying!!
by Stefferoni June 2, 2018
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