satellite

When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.

Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"

by Joanna_s21 July 25, 2007

satellite

a mean to have FREE TV!

why pay for tv I have "SATELITTE"

by mike x-files July 4, 2003

satellite

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

by Flix April 9, 2006

Satellite

Men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound.

Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.

Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.

Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?

Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.

Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.

Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.

Alpha #1: LOL

Alpha #2: LOL

by keyboardrealist December 6, 2011

Satelliting

Waving your phone above your head satelliting or searching for a better or ANY WiFi signal.

I hate coming to this place, I ALWAYS wind up looking stupid satelliting for better WiFi.

by Raddog69 February 29, 2016

Satellite

To be "out of this world" or awesome

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011

Satellite

Someone who can't keep secrets to themselves. If they hear information they will relay it off to their friends/group.

She’s such a satellite, she speaks to everyone and then they find out.

by Dylwheat July 13, 2020