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A perfect girl who is always happy when she is around her friends. She is very spiritually awake and has insightful dreams often, she is also beautiful, sexy, sweet, kind, supportive, loving, caring and joyful towards everyone she meets. Satori is the kind of girl that you never think you will have a chance with but if you get one, ride it out as long as possible because nobody is more deserving of love than satori. She is almost always a small girl, but her booty is perfectly shaped and although she has small tits, her nipples are perfect in every way. If you ever meet a satori, the only logical thing to do is drop everything to try and make her yours.
Guy 1: Dude are you dating Satori?
Guy 2: Yeah, its been less than a month but i'm in love.
Guy 1: Thats fucking burnt.

Satori makes me feel so good when im with her, even without the sex
Satori by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019
A Sartor is a special type of person. Sartor is the last name of usually a boy and is always knows as a Legend! He is funny, charming, and always has a kind heart. He is usually exceptional at sport and is a amazing athlete. He is the type of person who would stick up for his friends and if you came anywhere near his Girlfriend, you would be in a coma on life support. He is an amazing fighter, and could make a brick wall crumble and cry for mercy. There is no other way to put it! They are Champions! If you ever come across a Sartor, make sure you keep them close becuse this spectial person is very, VERY, hard to come by.
Sartor is Fuckin Legendary!!!
Sup Sartor?
The Japanese word for enlightenment.

And for you kids that don’t understand basic English.

Satori is the word enlightenment in Japanese.

Obviously that’s not how you spell it but that’s how you pronounce it.
Random 1: who’s that girl over there?
Random 2: oh, that’s satori.
Random 1: don’t that mean enlightenment in Japanese?
Random 2: yeah, it do.
Satori by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018
A kind cute handsome adorable person who will respect you for who you are in any way. This person is chill and funny. If you know anyone named santori just know that they will always respect you and be grateful that there your friend because you might come to regret losing that person.
Hey santori your a wonderful person I'll never let you go!
santori by Ace Keaton July 20, 2021

satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.
person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

Satori Tendō

“Wow satori Tendō is so cool!!”
“I don’t really like Tendō.”
“…fucking die/j”
Satori Tendō by Bugswearsocks July 16, 2021