Sanitizer slap

When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".

1. That sanitizer slap stung my face.

2. I will sanitizer slap his arm-face!

by Laurita76 December 3, 2009

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

sanisize

A word meant to have meant "fantisize", but the person is so lost in a brain gasm and illiteracy that it came out wrong.

"Hey, when are you going to hook me up with your hot sister? So I can stop sanisize(ing)"

by Lizbo June 12, 2008

man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007

sandalize

To throw your footwear in disgust, for lack of something better to throw.

A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn't want to waste my beer, so i tried to sandalize her. She was removed before i could get my sandal off, however

by Thegreatwarden78 October 17, 2008