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He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
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Santa’s Baptism

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When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
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Santa's little helper

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cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
by jburke524 September 19, 2011
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Santa's lap

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A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018
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santa's wet dream

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Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.
by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018
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Santa's Sleigh

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The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008
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Santa's Bag

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To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.
by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004
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