Zoot Sandwiched

When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.

“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021

Shit breath sandwiched

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

by Shittydick March 3, 2015

Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

stank sandwiched

This occurs when you cant find your way out of a fart zone.

Damn man I got stank sandwiched at the mall today.

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008

cheese sandwiched

When somebody interrupts you while your cooking a grilled cheese which causes you to forget about it so in conclusion makes you burn your sandwich so you throw it on them.

Don't come to my house and get in my face or your ass will get cheese sandwiched.

by ginia eater October 13, 2009

Truck Sandwiched

While driving on the road if your car is in between two big trucks either sideways or front-back.

Dude1 (on the phone): C'mon buddy where are you? Come fast.
Dude2 (on the phone): I am trying my best to drive fast...but I am Truck Sandwiched.

by MangeshHendre February 11, 2010