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Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
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Jamaican Sandcastle

Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.
“I heard Jenny got a Jamaican Sandcastle last night, she’s such a whore”
by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021
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Sandcanned

when you are so drunk at the beach you pass out and are lying dead-drunk in the sand
Wow, was Kerrigan sandcanned last night.
by crabdaddy. November 27, 2009
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Sandeater

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.
Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”
by Razak June 11, 2018
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human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.
While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.
by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008
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Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.
"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."
by Kentoonist September 20, 2012
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Sadcation

When you go away for a family vacation and everything goes wrong.
Jackson had a sadcation on his family vacation when his grandfather passed away.
by Whitword November 23, 2018
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