Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020

Jamaican Sandcastle

Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.

“I heard Jenny got a Jamaican Sandcastle last night, she’s such a whore”

by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021

Sandcanned

when you are so drunk at the beach you pass out and are lying dead-drunk in the sand

Wow, was Kerrigan sandcanned last night.

by crabdaddy. November 27, 2009

Sandeater

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.

“Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”

by Razak June 11, 2018

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008

Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.

"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."

by Kentoonist September 20, 2012

Sadcation

When you go away for a family vacation and everything goes wrong.

Jackson had a sadcation on his family vacation when his grandfather passed away.

by Whitword November 23, 2018