Sampo

adj: describing someone that give you an ick

he’s so sampo

he was acting sampo

by shmelly.z August 3, 2022

Sampo

A way to describe a really fucking bad character in a game

Jimmy: you see that new character their releasing

Bill: Yeah that character looks Sampo
Jimmy: hopefully the next character won't be Sampo

by Jimmy_bill March 11, 2026

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

Sampo Rampo

My mans is the sexiest dog you will ever see!!!

Me: oh damn look at Sampo Rampo over there, my mans is lookin kinda thick😏😏😏
Everyone else: agreed!

by Not_a_Child February 22, 2021

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samone

Samone is gorgeous. Your morning will not be complete until you see her smile. She's nice and hilarious and really smart, and enjoys card games. She has lots of charisma and is the most important person in the room.

Samone is so much more than any someone. I love her so much!

by idkpao May 26, 2016