samoan guys are hot as hell!! some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Seems to be some type of drag queen thing goin' on over there, no joke. and once again would not want to mess with them.
by V October 22, 2004

samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 October 22, 2008

Hey one time I knocked this Samoan guy on the head wih a baseball bat and the bitch was still standing!
by xDave Chapellex March 4, 2008

Samoans are from the island of, what else, but Samoa. They are people that come over the class of a F.O.B. They are quite friendly at times, afraid of their parents as they give them hidings. All Samoans laugh at dry things. Actually, most Islanders do. Wait, make that ALL islanders do. Samoans are pretty strong and pretty competitive and LOVE their rugby. Although they are not that good, they enjoy it.
by bRaNdZz July 6, 2007

Most beautiful people on earth, some people say that they have anger issues no its just they react quickly to bullshit, they are funny as hell and they have no shame. They are kind and caring, they will always be there for you. They treat there friends like family. they have a lot of respect for people, they have the most amazing meals. and they love there Rugby League/Unions. They will have your back if you have theirs! And most Samoans are pretty sexy!
Samoans are human beings, You know !
by ILoveFOBS August 18, 2013

Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
by BayAreaReppin March 2, 2010

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
