safetard

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

by Gunguy November 1, 2014

Samet

Samet is someone who isn’t know for his looks. He’s extremely funny and knows how to make people laugh. He charms people into dating him. He is a very loyal friend and he would do anything for you if you’re in his inner circle.

Girl 1: Samet is so funny we talked all night.
Girl 2: He stood up for me a few days ago.

by Reindeerfucker15 December 5, 2020

Samepaging

Talk alike, think alike, act alike, look alike. Twinning

Oh my gosh you said the same thing I said at the same time, we're samepaging!

by Airlinecowboy November 28, 2018

sameya

You are absolutely FLAWLESS with your nice chocolate skin
Usually recognised as a gorgeous and incredibly intelligent werid person

“Girl she is finee.... Her name must be Sameya”

by Cutee piee May 12, 2018

SameMan6

TheSameMan6 is a term loosely used for a type of Overwatch player with severe allergies consisting of stuffy noses, and sore throats causing them to sound like a squid having sex whenever they try to speak clearly.

That SameMan6 is playing Trove, what a nerd.

by wpkoski January 25, 2018

Samera

She’s a beautiful girl who’s complete and is a girl u should treasure her pressence lightens up ur day and having her in ur life is a blessing she treats u right and showers u with love she will make sure u are ok and will always make u from having the worst day ever to the best she is normally paired with Mohamed’s since they fit her likings but any boy that would be with her would be exhilarated with he. She brings the best out of ppl and is one u will enjoy life with

I wish samera would be mine
I wish I was samera
That man is so lucky he has samera

by Booyalabooyalamamaeh December 9, 2018

Sameha

An Islamic name; variation of Sameeha that means "Generous blessing of Allah", which is the most beautiful and accurate definition for those who are named after that. The purest people you can imagine, their heart only mean good. They are the most beautiful, charming, thoughtful, genuine, caring, smart and honest people out there. If you don't have a sameha in your life, you're missing a lot. They can turn your life better in a heartbeat. They will become such a positive influence, so don't take them for granted. Their smile is the most beautiful smile you'll ever see, their eyes have this glow like all the stars in the universe were coexisting in this perfect harmony there. They are truly unique.

"Sameha is truly the most beautiful person I've ever met, I swear they are ethereal."

by Jacarandá September 24, 2017