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Samaya

The weirdest person alive she is so weird because she would trade anything for food including a burnt checken nufget and not care. If you see a samaya here is the first thing you should do

1-hide all your food
2-make sure you act like you understand her jokes
3-(most important) she will always have a joke with her so make sure you run she is very fast and strong so avoid her at costs
1- OMG RUN IT IS A SAMAYA AND SHE GOT A JOKE AND SHE IS HUNGRY
2- well so am I

1- DONT DO IT YOU DESERVE TO LIVE
2- so does this school bye

1- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by Shaarvi April 8, 2022
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Samaya

The name of a kinda rude girl, but super cool. Everyone wants to date a Samaya, she’s irreplaceable and super creative. She’s so funny but a little mean
Boy 1: I’m dating a Samaya
Boy 2: Really?? No way!!
by IronTiger100 October 6, 2020
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Samaya

A crazy ChapStick lady that likes to eat dogs
She has ChapStick all over her face she must be a samaya
by Samayaa April 20, 2018
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Samaya

Samaya is someone who becomes friends with you, just to turn their back on you. They’ll call you a loser if your not cool enough for them, and they’ll brag about being super smart.

They’ll be really mean and bitchy to some one, and then be confused as to why you won’t talk to them.
Brad: omg! they are so rude, wtf?!
Kyle: probably a samaya bro
Brad: what’s a samaya?
Kyle: a bitch
by Averlyhaimes November 4, 2019
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Samaya

A girl who is love with someone from a different state.
Oh look it’s a Samaya in love with someone from Virginia
by Oroe January 30, 2022
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dirty samaya

likes the word fuck. the action of eating a dick and spitting it out. also means the man pooping and farting on a woman's face constantly.
Why does Samaya love dirty samaya people?
by skrrrrrrrrryryryrr November 16, 2021
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Dirty samaya

The act of taking a vulnerable shit in your ex boyfriends mouth as a sign of re-kindled love.
um b-baby can we please do a dirty samaya?
by yourformermothereheheheheheh November 16, 2021
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