samarjit deshmukh

one of the 2As of all time

that loser is a samarjit deshmukh

by belarm July 23, 2022

Samaritan

A Christian School, with muslim lebanese in abundance. Pretentiously spend their money on big purple trams, which like the students are slow and know only one direction

"Meet the Samaritan Boys at Subway leh"

by Anon Amos February 14, 2005

Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.

Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.

by Good Intentions January 12, 2008

Dick Samaritan

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.

Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.

by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018

Bird Samaritan

A good Samaritan who walks around removing Bird scooters from public sidewalks, etc.

It was nice of that Bird Samaritan to move those discarded scooters out of the way.

by Okiekdsjfhs;ajf May 10, 2019

bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus

Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"

by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021