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samaritans 

Helpline that you can phone when you are at risk of ending it all. An ear to talk to when you have things bothering you that you couldnt tell another living soul.
Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.
samaritans by Homielover February 28, 2009
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Someone who loves Sherlock and would likely become a female version of Sherlock in the distant future.
My bro has gone Samhita
Samhita by urbanDictionary007 January 5, 2015
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Samaritan 

A Christian School, with muslim lebanese in abundance. Pretentiously spend their money on big purple trams, which like the students are slow and know only one direction
"Meet the Samaritan Boys at Subway leh"
Samaritan by Anon Amos February 14, 2005

Samahitha 

A very kind hearted... And has helping nature.... Loves his friends and life partner 💕💕
Samahitha by Rocker258 August 28, 2018
Sexy lady. Shawn Mendes' wife and the love of his life. So beautiful that everyone falls in love with her in one look.
Shawn Mendes: "Look at that girl! She's my everything. She's Sambhita!"
sambhita by The_Wonderful_One November 23, 2021

Capt. Samaritan 

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

Good Samaritank 

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.
Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.
Good Samaritank by Good Intentions January 12, 2008