Young aspiring rapper 1: "How much I would like to rap like Salvo Squad"
Young aspiring rapper 2: "Fuck off Double S, he fucked my girl yesterday at the Costez"
The day of the month dedicated to a certain Mike Windy's (actual name confidential) mispronunciation. He was trying to pronounce "Salival" as in the box set of sorts by Tool. "Salvo" kept coming out, however, and his horrible English or interpretation of English led to much confusion for 10 minutes.
Every 3rd of the month is Salvo Day, and February 3rd is Grand Salvo Day.
Well, shucks, son, you really know how to make an old manlike me happy on Salvo Day.