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El Salvadorian 

El Salvadorian is someone who is from El Salvador or has Parents that came from there. People *usually dumb asses say Mexican*
Dumb Ass: wow that girl is so hot...she's from Mexico right?
John: NO! She's El Salvadorian
El Salvadorian by leikhp September 8, 2015

El Salvadorian Noodling 

The act of 2 men taking turns shoving their arms deep into each others assholes.
Isai and Frank were El Salvadorian Noodling all night and now the whole house smells like shit.

El Salvadorian Snorkel 

The Russian Gasmask performed with a severely crooked dong
Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.

El salvadorian Handshake

The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.

When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."

el salvadorian taco 

it's when someone inserts ground beef into their partner's crack topped with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and salsa, then eats it out.

"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.

Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper