by Big.Dick.Daddy October 27, 2022
Get the El Salvadorian Noodlingmug. Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.
by The Blasstard June 11, 2006
Get the El Salvadorian Snorkelmug. A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.
On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.
by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016
Get the salvadorian sea slugmug. The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
by HammySamson March 18, 2017
Get the El salvadorian Handshakemug. it's when someone inserts ground beef into their partner's crack topped with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and salsa, then eats it out.
"It's better than taco bell"
"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
by the salvadorian tacomuncher January 26, 2010
Get the el salvadorian tacomug. by kingBMCdaddy February 26, 2024
Get the salvadorian menmug. when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
Get the El Salvadorian jackal jerkingmug.