After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
by Thupar_Man January 21, 2005
Get the salty dogmug. When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:
"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."
"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."
by Michael Burt January 19, 2007
Get the salty dogmug. the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend
by lazer303 June 23, 2011
Get the Salty Dogmug. by Digs June 30, 2004
Get the salty dogmug. North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008
Get the Salty Dogmug. The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011
Get the Salty Dogmug. Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
by Ben"jamin" March 4, 2008
Get the Salty Dogmug.