shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist

Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.

by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014

Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.

I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.

by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008

saladfingered

To undertake a project as briefed only to be dragged into the office to get at various stages of work to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you, even though you did exactly as you were told.

Richard... can i see you in my office!... ''we have had comments from the golf club those changing benches you designed look like scaffolding poles!'' ''yeah i know, you told me to make them out of steel & gave me a budget of £3 so i asked the builders to knock them up out of the old scaffold... we saved £250!''''I am very disappointed Richard!'' ''Send Peter in when you see him, He's trying to extort 50p a mile out of me!''''Pete.. MD wants to see you.. youre gona get saladfingered!''

by R JS December 30, 2007

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018