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sucks and swallows

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.
That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.
by Sushi April 18, 2005
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Swallowship

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.
Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"
by Jimmy from that party January 25, 2011
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Thee More Shallows

An indie-band from San Francisco with quiet, trippy lyrics and off-color approaches to the musical standard. The band currently consists of Dee Kesler (song-writer), Chavo Fraser, Jason Gonzales.

Their original name was to be Thee Shallows, but a call from a lawyer put a fork in that concept.
"AW MAH GAWD! WTF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
"They're 'Thee More Shallows'."
by :D/D: July 30, 2006
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Salowsky

Similar to: Boy genius, hope of Mankind.

This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.

A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.

A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.

A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.

Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
"Thats typical Salowsky"

"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"

"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"

"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."

"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008
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Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
by morpheus June 16, 2005
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swallows hardcore

adj. Used to describe something in a negative way. Used when term "swallows" is insufficiant.
EXAMPLE ONE: Dude, that movie was horrible! It swallows hardcore.
by Tony Scardina November 11, 2005
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Sallow

A complection of breathtaking beauty
Wow Thomas is such a sallow guy !
by Darragh O'Sullivan June 6, 2018
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