Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.

"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"

by johnhomone April 7, 2015

Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

Town Of Salem

A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online

Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."

by ThatHurt October 18, 2019