A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
by Kevin Baines July 24, 2008
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Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
by Kevin Baines April 18, 2006
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Get the Sailboat fuel mug.The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
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Get the Sailboat tea grinding mill mug.A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
by captainjackoff October 16, 2011
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