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Prounounces sigh-gone. An over-the-pants handjob or any other weird kind of sexual act (dry humping, what Odell Beckham Jr. is in to, etc.)
Person 1: “Yo I heard you got mad saigon last night
Person 2: “Yea bro, she was a freak”
Saigon by SlimT September 10, 2020

Saigon kiss 

(noun) {A} A small burn left on the inner calf of the right leg, typically caused by a cheap asian motorbike exhaust pipe; {B} a burn in the process of healing or a scar found in the same area on the right leg.
Yo, your Saigon kiss looks a little infected.
Let's go back to my place and on the way I'll give you a Saigon kiss.
Saigon kiss by Tay-lo December 6, 2006

saigon whore 

The ultimate whore. One who is sexy, but has an unpredictable crazy side. Sometimes prone to randomly biting noses off of men.
"Thats the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!"

At least I didn't get my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!
saigon whore by Thunder619 July 6, 2014

saigon headache 

When a Caucasian person (usually male) likes a person of Asian descent (usually female); as used by MadTV alum Will Sasso.

See also yellow fever.
Teen 1: Man, that Lucy Lui is so hot.
Teen 2: (singing to the tune of Stevie Wonders' 'Jungle Fever') You've got Saigon Headache/I've got Saigon Headache/We've got Saigon Headache!
Teen 1: ...okay then
saigon headache by crazytown March 29, 2007

saigon subway 

when you insert pvc pipe into someone's ass and roll matchbox cars down it.
I just gave my brother a saigon subway, and then we made out.
saigon subway by john to the b March 29, 2007

Saigon Tickle

In a BEER30 interveiw, Nabz revealed to his co-host, about a guest he had once, that casually grabbed the cheek of his ass shamelessly, and then lightly tickled his anus with his ring finger. The shamelessness of the act, became known as the 'saigon tickle"
At the party, Robert moved next to Harold from accounting, and shamelessly administered the Saigon Tickle.
Saigon Tickle by Nabolshia May 1, 2011