Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Shamered

To be both shitfaced and hammered during a long exposure to alcohol.

I was completely Shamered at the party last night

by Meston February 20, 2009

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

sahmeem

A super amazing human being, kindhearted..a little too sarcastic and sometimes in denial, very unique and a rare kind of girl…she’s they type of girl to drive you wild in her mystery and liveliness

Sahmeem is honestly so fun to talk to

by anonymousfactcheck January 14, 2023

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.

Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”

by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009