Sacramento Treat

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)

It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down

by bugbiteme April 4, 2007

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River

Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

by un rubio rico May 27, 2006

Sacramento King

When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.

that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.

by Spermin german April 23, 2009

Suckramental

Derogatory name for Sacramento, CA.

I, unfortunately, live in Suckramental.

by Evadnia August 13, 2003

sacramento scrub down

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty

Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 19, 2017

Sacramento Civil Servant

The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.

Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.

Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!

If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!

by NVA Barry January 21, 2006

Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007