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SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".
"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!
by rockmankelly September 4, 2006
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Schmoe

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...
The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

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schmoeboarding

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.
by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006
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sachmo

"I'll have two sachmo's with sauce"
by FJC January 16, 2005
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SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.
Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."
by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004
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Schmoevert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.
by schmoe December 29, 2007
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Sachmo

Sachmo is when you perform a rusty trombone, and the giver farts in the receiver's mouth. This puff of gas causes the cheeks to expand and puff out, and the cheeks look like Sachmo's.
Andy: Woah Devante, your cheeks look huge, and there are some crusties on your pubes. You stink like ass hole too.

Evan: That's because he just got Sachmo'd by Miss Salupo.

Miss Salupo: :) My turn.
by Illgivuasatchmo March 9, 2009
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