Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009

Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 8, 2009

Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.

Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.

by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011

sabre

piece of color guard equipment reserved for the more experienced, requiring more dance skill than rifle or flag would

Whoa. That girl just did a six on sabre. She's my hero.

by la April 18, 2005

Sabre

A word used in place of 'ripe old'

Some trees are at the same sabre age as yourself

by HIMYM5688 February 12, 2017

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Sabre

Shrexy male with big booty and pecks

Look at that hunk he’s such a Sabre

by BigBootyRick March 8, 2022