Swerved 

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.

Swerved by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

Swerved 

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).

Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!

Swerved by Mr.swerve-on November 1, 2018

Swerved 

When your moms gay and no one likes you

Hey your swerved

Swerved by Not swerved December 30, 2019

Swerved

To be swerved is to have the moments when you say something dumb be pointed out. And to swerve someone is to point it out when they say something dumb.

Person one “Bro, I heard that to be swerved is to be hurt”
Person two “No it means that someone points it out when you say something dumb.”
Person three “You just got swerved.”

Swerved by PamperKing May 21, 2026

Swerved up

To get drunk, turnt up and have a great night

I'm ready to get swerved up tonight

Swerved up by yank001998 April 4, 2015

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Noob Swerve 

When one moves their body in real life acting like they are moving their character in game.

Gerald is getting shot at and needs to get around a corner, while he is getting around the corner he is also doing the Noob Swerve in real life.

Noob Swerve by JOLT3D July 29, 2012