s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

by Redlline November 28, 2016

s.o.m

(SOM) Stands for The Sons Of Mayhem MC, The best 1% MC in GTA there ever was or will be, They are said to have derived from the outlaw Gangs back in the 1800s.
If you see them... Keep clear!

Oh fuck, Its S.O.M

by Mutiles September 7, 2018

d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

P.O.M.S

Parent. Over. My. Shoulder

Guy:so u ditching skool 2 day?
guy#2: hey p.o.m.s
Guy: so hows your report???=D

by Steven Vazquez June 19, 2008

S.O.M.F.

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

by ixhate June 5, 2019

O.M.S

(Open Mouth Syndrome) This is when the person you are currently making out with uses excess amounts of tongue, spit, and or slobber.

Friend: How was she last night?

Friend 2: Dude, total O.M.S. Pretty much terrible.

Friend: Oh know, that bad?

Friend 2: I needed an entire beach towel to dry my face off afterwards.

by Ohio's Lover May 6, 2009