gentleman's rebate

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.

Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.

by Brandonn S.87 October 7, 2019

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Rebecca's Law

Every topic will lead to a conversation about sex if given enough time.

Person 1: "We were having an average conversation about fruit, and then we started talking about sex!"

Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."

by Alexithymiia October 23, 2012

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moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.

"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."

by anonymous October 6, 2022

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Rebello's Ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.

"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her Rebello's ratio is all off, man

by Rebello's Follower December 1, 2024

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Rebello's ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors

Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her Rebello's ratio is all off, man"

by Sandyrandiiyy December 1, 2024

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