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schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
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Writer's Blogck

When a blogger can't think of anything to post about, s/he has "writer's blogck"
I have to post today but I can't think of anything interesting enough to talk about. I am so sick of writer's blogck!
by Jesseeb November 12, 2010
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Bloggo's Pow

Name of a ficticious video game being sold within an anti-piracy comic from 90's by F.A.S.T (Federation Against Software Theft) in the United Kingdom.

Can be used in place of 'pirated media' or in it's shortened version, 'bloggo'.
"That DVD you bought from the local car-boot sale has really bad video quality. It's a load of old Bloggo's Pow!"
by b_uk October 10, 2018
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blogger's block

Inability to think of anything to blog about.
I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.
by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007
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blogger's disease

A sub-variant of Unwarranted Self Importance (USI) widely seen among the Internet-going population. Became common once everybody from your Grandma to your kindergarten teacher realized they could create a blog/Facebook page/YouTube channel where they could inflict their opinions on those unlucky enough to wander by with zero consequences or monetary cost.

In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population

Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"

Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
Doctor: "Yes, I was afraid of this...it's Blogger's Disease. And a bad case, too. I've seen it a hundred times."
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 21, 2014
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