rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon November 24, 2015

Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

by Bagmankyle October 05, 2012

Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

by HoneyBadger89 May 04, 2015

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis April 12, 2016

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017

Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 09, 2019