Rushing the stands

when you have to shit so bad you rush to the bathroom just in time and open the flood gates

"Dude where'd you go?"
"Sorry i was rushing the stands."
"Oh shit, literally."

by Trax45 April 19, 2017

Rushing Middle School

The coolest middle school in all of Prosper. We’re definitely better than Rogers, Reynolds, and Hays. We’re the newest, the nicest, and most awesome. Rogers, someone threw a skittle at a pipe and it exploded. Reynolds, you have mold in the band room. Hays, nobody even goes there, you’re non-existent. This definition is definitely not biased.

Hey, where do you go to school?

Oh, I go to Reynolds.

I go to Rushing middle school, please walk away from me right now

Also we suck at football.

by Respectfullyurmother November 17, 2021

rushing greatness

To act in a hasty manner which results in a negative outcome, having a non-desired effect.

Jane - Would you hurry up already and pick out a shirt to wear?
Kevin - Easy, you don't want to be rushing greatness, do you?

John - Did you get Carmen's number last night?
Brian - No, I was in a hurry to catch a cab.
John - Man, you rushed greatness.

by Shamne September 4, 2009

Rushing the pastor

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

by Injeanuity February 5, 2009

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

Rustin Rushing

Extremely attractive guy that everyone loves. A Rustin Rushing is smart, funny, and a good long distance runner.

"Man, that Rustin Rushing kid is really handsome and smart and athletic I wish I was dating him!"

by SexiestManAliveInTheWorld April 17, 2015