Runt

A gang, collection, assembly, team, gathering, pack, or group of small persons AKA midgets.

Any more then two midgets results in a RUNT of midgets. To be used just like a Pride of lions or murder of crows...There's an unruly RUNT of midgets terrorizing the city!

Dude #1: Why are you limping and how come you have bruises everywhere below your belt?
Dude #2: So I got jumped by a RUNT of angry midgets! They were vicious! POWERFUL TINY FISTS!

by Stew Pidassal June 23, 2021

runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)

He was the runt of the litter.

by Anonymous November 08, 2002

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

runt

An outsider, someone who tries to be cool even though they have no friends.

You runt!

by modafL1c$r December 05, 2011

runt

1. a troublemaker (usually a small and cheeky person)
2. someone who goes out of their way to annoy people in a humorous way

Originates from two great ancient runts 'Raphaelues Noethesus' (Queen Runt) and 'Doronellius Portnoilithus' (Junior Vice President Runt). The two caused havoc wherever they could unleashed all sorts of Runtness.

"Oi! You little bastard! You are such an annoying little runt!"

"Hey Raphaelues - lets unleash all sorts of runtness"

by Doronellius Portnoilithus (Jnr) May 14, 2004

runt

the stupid little fucker I work for.

if that runt asks me to send one more poxy email on his behalf I'm gonna tell him to get fucked.

by liss123 June 13, 2008

Runt

A blunt made out of roaches.

Lets roll that runt.

by SinD73 March 31, 2017