Skip to main content

Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
mugGet the Pounded like a rented gerbil mug.

Runescape slut

A person who will just go on Runescape to talk dirty and swap MSN addresses with 30-year old fat computer nerd.
Runescape slut: Press 101 for dirty chat!!!
Fat Computer Nerd 1: 101
Fat Computer Nerd 2: 101
Desperate Fat Computer Nerd: 101!!! Please Baby!! Ur so hot!! 101 101 101!!!!!!
by Rennichoos October 16, 2008
mugGet the Runescape slut mug.
Related Words

Runescape Mafia

An world-wide organization on the MMORPG Runescape members are joined by doing acts such as owning a merch clan,scamming,botting,hacking/keylogging accounts and selling them.
Guy 1:Dude Runescape Mafia hacked my shit and when i logged on i had 145k wild pies that were crashing

Guy 2:good fight

Guy 1:fuck you
by OIKMAIKO October 20, 2010
mugGet the Runescape Mafia mug.

Runescape

Best british export since world domination and colonization.
Damn UK totally went down the drain in last several decades, best they have done is runescape.
by 32121 July 22, 2016
mugGet the Runescape mug.

Rungeforestow

turboverb-

It means I can smash as many dumbass snowglobes as damn well please, I DON'T NEED ANY EXCUSE!
Rungeforestow is not a real thing. He's lying to you, you fools! If he has the power to dictate what you google, then truly all is lost.
by TheOrbThatShantBeTouched April 23, 2019
mugGet the Rungeforestow mug.

Runetilt

Losing a game of League of Legends, get salty, and refuse to play another game.
Person 1: "F**k this game, I'm outta here, peace!"
Person 2: "Wow, that runetilt."
by runetilt December 23, 2014
mugGet the Runetilt mug.

RuneScape

Example 1-
Bob: Hey, we're all going to the pool. Want to come?
Me: No, I need to get 99 wc.
Bob: Huh?
Me: Level 99 woodcutting. Believe me, it's important.
Bob: How long will that take?
Me: Well, a couple months overall. I'm in my sixth week of training, so it shouldn't be too long now if I keep playing at 10 hours a day.
Bob: *flees the vicinity*

Example 2-
Jane: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Playing RuneScape.
Jane: Nerd.
Me: Noob.
by Enigmatical April 6, 2010
mugGet the RuneScape mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email