rugmuncher

A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.

Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.

by dudefrom otown December 24, 2008

rugmuncher

damn i made the first definition fer this? shit, its a lesbo

damn that rugmuncher is fine yo too bad she cant hop on my johnson and take a ride cuz shes off wit that fat ass other rugmuncher

by T the Ommy up yo mommy wit my big salami March 18, 2003

rugmuncher

it may also mean a girl who catches on pubic hair when giving a b;ow job

oww wacth the dick hair you rugmuncher

by harriso vallance November 29, 2007

rugmuncher

like a laxstitute, but a groupie for the girls rugby team instead of the boys lacrosse team

why are there no lesbians at this college?" "half the rugby team is gay. you should just start going to THEIR parties. be a rugmuncher!

by Kaltag November 25, 2010