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Rowling

Coined by RTGame. In reference to you-know-who.

A person who you genuinely do not want to mention the name of due to unspeakable disappointment in said individual.
Ugh he became such a Rowling after college. What even happened?
by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023
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Paul Rowlands

A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"
by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019
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Mitch Rowland

Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?

Honey: Mitch Rowland!

Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?

Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
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pulled a jk rowling

1. An feeble attempt made by story or character writers to renew interest in a dying media franchise by giving a character an uninteresting or useless trait which adds little no depth to their character, and usually used as a measure to conceal their impending failure or as an effort to bring diversity to a whitewash cast of characters.

Ironically, even though sales were peak for the series during this time, in 2007, Harry Potter writer J.K. Rowling revealed the sexuality of book character Dumbledore as being gay with an ass-pull wizard, receiving some backlash readers and fans alike arguing that she gave no real depth to his character up until the storyboarding of "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewalde"

2. Taking definition 1 and following through with it because you managed to gain or already had enough traction to actually continue your franchise and write a full filling and deep story for such a character.
Example 1.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear that news about Soldier from Overwatch being gay?
Guy 2: Yeah man, they pulled a fucking JK Rowling because they couldn't save their toxic community and gaming league, or nerf their fucking characters.
Guy 1: I stopped playing after they added that retarded hamster anyway.

Example 2.
Guy 1: Did you watch the last episode of Adventure Time?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard they pulled a JK Rowling by making Princess Bubblegum and Marceline lesbians.
Guy 1: They actually made a decent storyboard with their romance and the aftermath overall in the New seasons.
Guy 2: Alright, might give it a watch.
by Nachoooooooo January 9, 2019
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rowlstar

A large man who has a deep passion for snags, he is a star and will often attack anyone who says "ROWLSTAR" due to his pride for his mates Stevo and reoli.
That guy looks like a rowlstar, look at the way he is eating that snag in the Arvo.

Shall I call his name? ROWLSTAR.
*rowlstar proceeds to attack at full force*
by Snagrowlz November 19, 2020
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Rowlsted

A play on words, utilizing "Roasted" and "Paul Rowlands". Normally used as a roast in Mr. Rowland's classroom at Abington Heights
"you just got Rowlsted!"
by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019
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rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name
You're a rowling
by M4rt January 25, 2023
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