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Roanoke

A medium sized city in SW Virginia, with a metro population of about 300,000. Combines large city and country qualites in one. Has the largest man-made star sitting on top of a mountain, that looks out over city, and mainly downtown. Because of the high drug rate, it is often called Roll-and-toke. Rhonde & Tiki Barber, Wayne Newton, John McAfee, and JJ Redick are some of the notable people from Roanoke. Sports has been a big part of Roanoke's history, until recently, with only 1 pro team left.
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In Roanoke
by Roanoke October 22, 2006
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Roanoke Catholic School

That place everyone goes to play basketball for a season and then leave. The place where creativity is encouraged but anything outside of the dress code is a capital offense. The place that looks good from the outside but is living hell on the inside.
I shadowed are Roanoke Catholic School once and realized i was surrounded by a bunch of bitches
by $cooby$nack$ October 23, 2019
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Rounak

A Rounak is quiet and wont interact with you first, yet is a brimming pile of joy. He's super funny and can always make anyone laugh. That doesn't mean that a rounak is dumb though, a rounak can sometimes be super smart as well. Sadly, most rounaks aren't good looking without intensive plastic surgery. But this is forgivable as he is one of the most fun people to be around generally.
Look at that guy, he's been sitting there doing nothing for like 3 hours now. He must be a Rounak.
by A rounak,obviously. December 3, 2020
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Roanoke Catholic School

the happiest place in the world full of weird people, rainbows, and lots and lots of asians. Seriously where do they keep coming from??? Where pat patterson rules all with a sturdy hand assisted by his trusty sidekick Senora Futrell. Beware of the evil one known as Mrs. V who resides there, searching out innocent students with their shirtails untucked. Where the obys are a wee bit too touchy.. and unattractive. S.O.S. (also known as R.C.S.)
Dude! what is this place???
Oh! thats Roanoke Catholic School!

Awesome.
by onesies&company February 18, 2011
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Roanoke College

Roanoke College is a private school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful men and women. About 80% of students that go to Roanoke come from boarding schools or private schools. Roanoke provides a very well respected and prestigious education to those who attend. Although it may be costly, a degree from roanoke helps you make a lot of money. Roanoke is a beautiful school that is also very big on greek life. Most of the students that attend are involved in a sorority/fraternity. There is always something to do on campus and the rich kids know how to party hard. Roanoke is a great private schools in the country along with Washington & Lee, Elon, Wake Forest, and Hollins.
Roanoke graduate: I graduated from Roanoke College

Employer: you're hired!
by collegeviewer April 7, 2011
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Roanoke Rapids

The half way point between NY and FL. Commonly known as Redneck rapids b/c of the retards doing the Sonic 500. It has an empty building with a few stores that ppl call a mall...but its not. The "hang out" place in town is walmart. The only place of sanity is Starbucks.
You can not get away from ro rap ppl. No matter where u go, it never fails that you see someone from Roanoke Rapids.
by R.B. May 7, 2005
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Roanoke College

Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.
by Noke Gal October 22, 2004
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