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Rotisserie Chicken

A thing you slap at the velocity of 1665 m/s (3725.95 MPH) to cook.
Karen: Hey how do I cook this Rotisserie Chicken?
Steve: Just slap it with the velocity of 1655 m/s
by Michael4602 March 8, 2019
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Double rotisserie chicken

A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.
I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!
by Butch cont November 22, 2020
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Rotisserie Chicken

A fat person when they spin around in a 360 circle.
Eddie is a rotisserie chicken when he spins.
by NiggerSTD March 8, 2017
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Chicken Rotisserie

The action of trying a woman up in the fetal position and having one male fuck her mouth and the other from behind (pussy or ass, doesn't matter). This reesemables a pig roast position. From here, have the males rotate her as if she were a chicken rotisserie. Meanwhile, have an unspecificed amount of other males bring themselves to climax, make sure their ejaculations cover her body as if they were basting her. Afterwards, cook her over an open fire and enjoy your meal.
After craving an ejaculation and wanting to commit an act of cannibalism, we (a football team) asked the next door neighbor if we could perform a chicken rotisserie on her to help fundraise.
by CumminJJ November 8, 2008
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rotisserie chicken strategy

The implementation of a Rotisserie Chicken strategy, also recognized as a loss leader strategy, involves the deliberate offering of a product or service at a price point that does not yield profitability in and of itself. This particular pricing approach is strategically adopted with the overarching goal of attracting a burgeoning influx of new customers. Furthermore, the underlying rationale extends beyond the initial transaction, as it aims to cultivate and capitalize on subsequent opportunities to vend additional products and services to this expanded customer base.
Tom: How is selling $1 tacos on Tuesday still viable in this economy?

Frank: They are using the rotisserie chicken strategy to drive new customers to their business.
by whatmodern October 24, 2023
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Rotisserie Chicken

After the dude has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the lacker to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
Yo, Timmy been skipping on boys night three weeks in a row! It’s because he’s been lacking, we gonna have to Rotisserie chicken his goofy ass.
by B.A.B._OG April 2, 2025
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