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Radtarded

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009
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Flame Retarded

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”
“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.
by Ski Mask For Life ❤️ February 14, 2019
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retarded fish

"Oi, that's one retarded fish you got there, mate"
by Heavy & Ze Medic February 7, 2018
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Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016
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Retarded Nigger

A nigger that is retarded .
That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .
by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018
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Radtarded

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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