roommate roulette

Signing up for shared housing sight unseen, especially in a college or university setting. You may be assigned a roomate from hell or you may get someone pretty sweet. Many feel the risk is too high so they seek alternative housing sources. Term derived from the game Russian Roulette where a bullet is placed in the chamber of a revolver and placed up to ones head. You may luck out, but most dont think its worth the risk.

"Fuck that shit, last time I got assigned a roomate, he was an anal-retentive dork who played Halo all day and cock-blocked left and right. I ain't going to play roommate roulette this year, I am going to money up and get a studio."

by LawSlacker April 25, 2006

Roommare

A roommate or someone you live with who is a nightmare.

Jane is a total roommare. She never pays her bills on time, comes home drunk, and doesn't flush after she pees.

by iambeck January 13, 2009

Give your roommate the rocket

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

by Literal Rocket Giver February 20, 2012

and they were roommates

is an iconic vine and it should be known world wide

*Girl walking down the street on her phone*: and they were roommates
guy: omg they were roommates

by Bubbalicious November 17, 2018

Roommate

A person you are forced to live with in a tiny dorm room,with who the University will ensure that you will not get along with. Someone who will make your life hell, no matter how nice you are.

My roommate is a fat pig and won't let me use the tv.

by cowface November 9, 2004

roommate

Hated enemy, nemesis

Ah, we meet again, my cursed roommate!

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

roommate

The reason I'm not getting any sleep right now.

I hate my fucking roommate(s). They keep me up all night.

Fuck them.

by myroommate'sanasshole July 29, 2006