sidney crosby rookie season 

An excuss that say NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is not giving the Pittsburgh Penguins special treatment. After all, Crosby did have 100+ penalty minutes

Red Wings fan 1: Fuck you Bettman!

Red Wings fan 2: We all know this Stanley Cup was unfair but the Penguins will always hide behind Sidney Crosby rookie season.

sidney crosby rookie season by Crosby is a piece of sht December 14, 2010

rookie sauce 

the new person who fucks something up; the mess left from a rookie; an inexperienced person;

"Someone left their rookie sauce all over the place!"
"Fucking rookie sauce broke the stereo!"

rookie sauce by Probablytone February 16, 2005

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Rookie Status 

When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.

Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status

Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.

Rookie Status by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009

roomieship

the relationship between roommates. it is not a friendship because you are forced to live together but there is deep bond that grows. neither person in a roomieship understand it.. but it works somehow.

the two shared a roomieship stronger than any friendship they had ever known.

roomieship by vcrs October 3, 2010

roomies 

An informality of the noun, roomates

My roomies and I are going to celebrate.

roomies by Matt November 24, 2003

Roomies 

1. (n) two people that choose to live together in college not knowing what to expect
2. (n) in the beginning of the year, they tend to sit in the floor and cry like babies
3. (adj) within months of each other, they break up with their long distance boyfriends
4. (slt) they make out with any and everyone, and also keep a list of who they have made out with
5. (v) no matter what, they will be roomies for life, and will subsequently call each other "roomies" even if they don't live together

1) Hey, wanna be roomies next year?
2) Roomie, why is he not calling me every minute of the day, and why am I gaining weight, and why do I miss home so badly?
3) Katey, you should definitely break up with him. I broke up with mine and afterall, we are roomies.
4)Hey roomie, who did you make out with last night? OMG- me too!!!
5) ROOMIE TIME!!!

Roomies by Katherine Watson October 21, 2004