Roner

When one shits in his or her pants, producing a large lump seen from behind as a rear boner.

Hey Ben, that's a mean roner you're sportin' there! Damn it smells....did you shit in your pants? Next time, call me and I can come cover your class for 15.

by TravellerBeyond January 6, 2010

Roner

A Roner (row-ner) is a random boner.

I was sitting on the couch walking Sportscenter when all of a sudden I popped a Roner.

by RufusDude July 6, 2010

Roner

An erection that does not have a precursor.

During a presenation on the real estate market Scott was surprised to see he had a roner since there was no obvious stimulant that would arouse him.

by DonE BDS February 28, 2010

Roner

Slang term for the beer company 'Corona'. Original use was by Supreme Patty's best friend, A.Millz

"A lemon, a lime, and some roners??? Damn, I got me a big ol' boner!"

by lil._.lantern July 24, 2018

Roner

A random and spontaneous boner caused by nothing in particular.

John popped a roner on his way to school today.

by AJG323 January 29, 2012

Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 23, 2020

'Roners

Children born from 2012 and forward.
'Roners are used to isolation and have adapted loner mentality to survive isolation during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

'Roners don't know how to function in groups.

by Mat Quantum January 1, 2021