Ronaldinho

1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.

"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Ronaldinho

n. The best soccer player in the world.

n. The guy that made bad teeth cool.

The only person who can beat Ronaldinho at soccer is Chuck Norris.

Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"

Jordan: "For real, what happened?"

Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."

by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 22, 2007

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021

ronaldinho-ed

When uve just been beaten baaad at football (soccer)

"mate, you just got ronaldinho-ed"

by Rizzlees September 4, 2006

youtube ronaldinho

A football player that has not won anything in his career, but numerous video clips in youtube entitled "the next ronaldinho" represent him as a magician on the ball, and a very skillful player. In fact, the player is overrated and not good enough to be compared to Ronny.

Albert Riera is such a youtube ronaldinho. I bet a hundred bucks that he will be total shit at Liverpool.

by Hacho October 16, 2008

Ronaldinho Soccer 64

there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer

Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again

by Mika, the harbinger of chaos May 9, 2020